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Fox Flouts Laws of Physics, Brings ‘Ice Age 4D Experience’ to San Diego Zoo

You’re still wondering whether or not you should pay the extra bucks for a 3D movie ticket this weekend?

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Ha! How quaint. Fox is already on to the next dimension, suckers — as they proved with the rollout of “Ice Age Dawn of the Dinosaurs – The 4-D Experience,” a new attraction at the San Diego Zoo that somehow warps past your precious third dimension and powers straight into the fourth, possibly powered by a secret elixir created by mixing dinosaur poop with the desperate tears of overworked animators as they pray silently for the cold, yet gentle embrace of death.

Sorry, what were we saying? Oh, so the newest installment in the Ice Age franchise — Ice Age: Continental Drift — comes crashing into theaters in July, which we’re sure has nothing to do with the launch of an exhibit that combines “3-D film elements from the third film in the franchise with an exhilarating array of synchronized physical effects.” Because really, why else would you go to the zoo?

Before you pack the kids in the van and head out to San Diego and experience the fourth dimension firsthand, check out some footage from the attraction’s debut, as well as some stills from Ice Age: Continental Drift.

Adam Sandler Plans Inevitably Fart-Filled ‘Heroes for My Son’ Movie

Brad Meltzer is a solid writer and a really fascinating guy, and his nonfiction bestseller Heroes for My Son (followed more recently by Heroes for My Daughter) is a truly beautiful, heartfelt expression of a father’s deep love and boundless hope for his child. So it makes perfect Hollywood sense that there’s a movie adaptation in the works — and that Adam Sandler is producing it.

I don’t have any particular axe to grind with Sandler, although I suspect that’s because, in spite of my line of work, I’ve been able to avoid most of his worst films — I don’t think I’ve seen one since Spanglish, which I kind of liked, unlike most of the critics who wrote it up. But a movie hardly needs to be made from this book, and Sandler hardly seems like the guy to make it.

It isn’t that Heroes for My Son is a towering work of literary genius, and I’m not arguing that it’s without a certain measure of dewy-eyed New Age dippiness. But Meltzer wrote it from a place of tenderness, good humor, and unconditional love, and if there is a guy in Hollywood who can translate that to the screen without tipping into mawkishness, I don’t think it’s Sandler.

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Why does it matter? Because there aren’t enough movies about good relationships between fathers and sons — about the pride we feel for our children, the dreams we have for them, the endless, complicated struggle to show them how to be kind and strong and honest and true. I’m not sure what fart jokes, Rob Schneider cameos, and syrupy third acts have to do with any of that.

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Of course, all that stuff sells tickets, which is why Sandler has enough money to go around optioning movie rights to bestselling books, and I don’t begrudge him any of that. This is just another example of Hollywood doing what it does — I only wish they’d done it a little differently in this case.

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